I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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