i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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