i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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