my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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