Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't think brook has ever known best
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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