I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Randomize
