I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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