I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
