Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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