We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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