Me too!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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