I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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