well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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