Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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