I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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