...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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