fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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