Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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