So drunk, too bad you don't want this
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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