"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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