You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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