Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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