Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
only you would photoshop your dick
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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