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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
