Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i drank out of a bidet.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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