turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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