yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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