just tell him i said nine months
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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