Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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