I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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