Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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