So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I party with great urgency now.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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