yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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