How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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