thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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