Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize