If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize