She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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