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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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