its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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