ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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