my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I have post one night stand depression
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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