The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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