your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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