OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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