is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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