woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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