Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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