They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Randomize