i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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