My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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