Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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