P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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